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Woman loses wedding invitation. Then she finds out it’s black-tie—but it’s far too late: ‘I 100% would’ve asked you to leave’

By Mar 31st
‘I thought I was following girl code’: California woman pulls girl aside during workout class after noticing her wardrobe malfunction. It backfires

By Mar 31st
Marco Rubio warns Iran spends too much on weapons and not its people: ‘Meanwhile, 68,000 Americans die each year’

By Mar 31st
Indiana woman breaks up with her boyfriend, then finds herself in a stranger’s house, where she is ‘tweaking’: ‘you’ve come so far’

By Mar 31st
Woman travels to Japan, learns her boyfriend hooked up with another woman. A month later, he’s dating her: ‘this is why i have trust issues!’

By Mar 31st
Woman tries new supplement from Kourtney Kardashian. Then she gets a UTI—she’s not the only one: ‘Ban it from existence’

By Mar 31st
‘So all his cabinet’: Donald Trump just openly admitted he can’t handle being around successful people

By Mar 31st
‘You can’t make this up’: 4 California people made $141,839 pretending to be a bear. Then a biologist ended their scam

By Mar 31st
‘Wasteful Spending’: Donald Trump spends $200M on golf, while GOP guts cancer research and begs for another $200B to bomb Middle East

By Mar 31st
‘I will be forcing a vote’: Bernie Sanders might be 84, but he’s sharp enough to crush Trump’s $1 billion carnage

By Mar 31st
‘I’m sorry for you’: Stephen King is burning down Trump’s house of lies

By Mar 31st
‘He is not a monarch’: Donald Trump gets advice from Barbra Streisand — and suddenly, the stakes feel impossibly high

By Mar 31st
Why isn’t this breaking news? The GOP blew $20B bombing Iran and now wants to cut $30B from your healthcare

By Mar 31st
‘One word. TaskRabbit’: Woman finally finds couch she likes at IKEA. Then she sees how many boxes it comes in—and what the instructions look like

By Mar 31st
Utah woman orders headphones from Costco. Then the Instacart driver messes up spectacularly. Now people are convinced a man’s to blame

By Mar 31st
California bartender observes married man being inappropriate with his best friend’s wife. Then his wife calls the bar

By Mar 31st
Hey girly…’: Woman goes on her honeymoon. Then she gets a DM from someone who knows something unflattering about her new husband

By Mar 30th
Jonathan Groff Has Ended His Run as Broadway’s Bobby Darin with a Fundraiser, and a Surprise Bidder Donated to His Cause

By Mar 30th
Brie Larson Has Always Been Genuinely Excited About Her Work. You’re Just Mad She Advocated for Women

By Mar 30th
Woman buys Harbor Freight spray gun. Then she reveals a secret trick that puts her husband to work: ‘I’m not using my husband to his full potential’

By Mar 30th