The Trailer for ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Is Here to Melt Our Brains

A trailer for Deadpool & Wolverine has finally hit the internet. Don’t worry, whatever expectations you have are going to be blown out of the water! Mainly because this is everything we’ve been waiting for in the world of Wade Wilson!

The trailer shows Wade coming face-to-face with the TVA! YES THAT TVA! There are so many things we need to unpack in this! But that’s for another piece.

The Deadpool 3 cast, confirmed

HUGH JACKMAN IS COMING BACK TO PLAY WOLVERINE AND ME AND THE REST OF THE INTERNET ARE CURRENTLY HYPERVENTILATING INTO PAPER BAGS SO WE DON’T PASS OUT.

It’s true, Ryan Reynolds confirmed it. And that dude is literally Deadpool, so he would know. We also know that Leslie Uggams will be reprising her role as the lovable Blind Al. As for who else is in the movie? We don’t know yet! But I’m gonna wager a guess and say it’s gonna be a metric fuck-ton of stunt performers in order to give the American people the high-flying action and violence that they want. Scratch that. NEED.

Who else is in the Deadpool 3 cast?

EVERYONE SHUT UP. I have another important announcement and I need you all to stop screaming for 10 seconds.

*deep breath*

THEY’RE ALSO CASTING EMMA CORRIN FROM THE CROWN!

We don’t exactly know who Emma is playing yet, but considering they’re an amazing actor they could probably play anybody. And look! Ryan Reynolds made a sweet little Twitter post welcoming them to the family! So cute!

AND

Matthew Macfadyen from Succession is slated to appear as a “third wheel to Deadpool and Wolverine” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

AND AND

Morena Baccarin and Stefan Kapicic are going to reprise their roles as Vanessa and Colossus. It’s like a big old family reunion! Albeit with way more violence! Or the exact same amount of violence, depending on who your family is.

AND AND AND

Deadline just confirmed that Rob Delaney is going to return as Peter, member of the X-Force from Deadpool 2. If you recall, he’s a human with no super powers whatsoever, just type 1 and 2 diabetes and a wife that may be cheating on him. He also straight up died in Deadpool 2 after getting covered in acidic vomit, but he was revived due to some time travel shenanigans!

Here’s the Deadpool 3 release date

Well, it was SUPPOSED to come out on September 6, 2024. HOWEVER, the studio pushed the date back to November 8, 2023. And then they pushed it back AGAIN to July 26, 2024. So we gotta wait for, like, a while. And that will NOT please the American people, let me tell you! People are gonna be pissed. They’re gonna have to turn to cruel reality to get their daily fix of violence and ain’t nobody want to look at the real world for too long. You know what they say about the abyss? How it stares back into you? Yeah I like my abysses to be fictional thank you very much.

(featured image: 20th Century Studios)