Gary Busey Explains Hobbits. Your Entire Life Has Been Leading Up To This Moment. [VIDEO]

Here’s a video of Gary Busey explaining Hobbits. Apparently they wear cockroaches as necklaces and hairpieces, the males are indistinguishable from the females (“which must make it interesting for them!”), and they “travel in packs of four” so they can complete tasks (like making second breakfast, I’m guessing) “efficiently and quickly.”

Oh, and if you feel like you may have been a Hobbit in a past life, Busey wants you to let him know so you can “speak about Hobbitism” with him.

I don’t know what to do, my whole brain is crying!

(via: io9)

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