Gojo Satoru in the second season of Jujutsu Kaisen.

In Another Life, Gojo Satoru Would Be Drafted into the NBA

Jujutsu Kaisen has a lot of tall characters. In the unfortunate (and unlikely) event that I’m isekai’d into the series, a short girl like me would think that I teleported into Attack on Titan by accident.

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But I’m not the only one too short for these anime characters. All the special-grade sorcerers, including Yuki Tsukumo, can make it into the NBA and WNBA drafts just based on height alone. You’ve seen enough Tiktok reels of people using tape measures to see how much they’d shrink beside the Jujutsu Kaisen characters, and most don’t stand a chance against Gojo Satoru.

If you plan to jump into the trend, Gojo Satoru is 190cm (6’3″). He’s no Godzilla, for sure, but tall enough to hit his head in public transport or on signage hung too low. He already has the title of ‘the strongest sorcerer of the modern era.’ It’s not fair that he’s among the tallest sorcerers out there, too.

Gojo Satoru is tall, but he’s not special for his height. Geto Suguru and Aoi Todo also share the same height as Satoru. Masamichi Yaga, the principal of Tokyo Jujutsu High, is the tallest human character in Jujutsu Kaisen at 191.8cm (6’3 1/2″). The tallest character in the series is none other than his own creation, Panda. The cursed corpse is 200cm (6’7″), which makes him just about as tall as the average NBA player.

In another world, Gojo Satoru would be shooting 3-pointers. Geto Suguru would’ve become a Vogue model with his height, and Toji Fushiguro could’ve been an Olympic athlete. Too bad they were all written into Jujutsu Kaisen instead of a sports anime.

(featured image: MAPPA)


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Vanessa Esguerra (She/They) has been a Contributing Writer for The Mary Sue since 2023. After graduating with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Economy, she (happily) rejected law school in 2021 and has been a full-time content writer since. Vanessa is currently taking her Master's degree in Japanese Studies in hopes of deepening her understanding of the country's media culture in relation to pop culture, women, and queer people like herself. She speaks three languages but still manages to get lost in the subways of Tokyo with her clunky Japanese. Fueled by iced coffee brewed from local cafés in Metro Manila, she also regularly covers anime and video games while queuing for her next match in League of Legends.