If You Give A Robot A Lightsaber, He’s Probably Going to Want a Partner To Spar With

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Susana Polo

Published: May 12, 2011 03:24 pm

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Okay, so I’ve seen faster more passionate duels out of seven year olds with cardboard tubes making their own sound effects, and these guys don’t even have eyes to worry about poking out. And you know that when you give robots swords, it’s only a matter of time before Samurai Jack shows up and gets oil everywhere.

But you know what? Rock on, lightsaber fighting robot arms. You’re still cooler than movie!General Grievous.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.