Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris

Today is Chuck Norris‘ 70th birthday. Seventy years ago to this day — you may note that this was before America won World War II — Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma, three months premature. The rest is history.

You’ve heard Chuck Norris facts in a hundred other places — here’s a website entirely devoted to them — but we’ll note only that even in his latter years, the second-most powerful entity out there is still scared stiff of him. That’s right: Google will not search for Chuck Norris.