Two Rival Game of Thrones Porn Parodies Mean Winter is Coming, If You Know What I Mean

If you didn’t think there was enough sexposition in Game of Thrones, we’ve got good news for you: there are two different porn spoofs of the series on the way!

Details and lots of Game of Thrones-themed sex puns under the cut.

Veteran in the porn-parody world (responsible for Buffy andThe Big Lebowski parodies) ,Lee Roy Meyers is creating a webseries. What’s the title? A three-way-tie between Game of Bones, Game of Moans, and Game of Thongs. He still hasn’t decided.

The competing porn parody is from Hustler, who is currently working on This Ain’t Game of Thrones XXX, their own version. It is slated for a 2014 release from director Axel Braun, who is no rookie himself– he was the man who brought us the Man of Steel XXX and Wolverine XXX pornos.

From the Hustler press release:

This parody of the popular HBO series spoofs the politics, sex and struggles of Seven Kingdoms in the way only HUSTLER can do it. In this feature, parodies of your favorite characters get it on in ways you can only imagine! The blood of royalty runs hot and sultry, indeed, in THIS AIN’T GAME OF THRONES XXX.

From the sound of things, we can expect to see two things in both of these films: lots of sex, and lots of puns.

Let the fight for the iron bone begin!

(via io9)

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