Have you ever been screwed over by Amazon? Frustrated with their ordering process? Angry about a late delivery? Okay, but have you ever been so upset that you wanted to go register the “screwamazon.com” domain name and post angry hate rants all day, every day? Amazon is willing to bet that you do, because they’ve just registered a bunch of anti-Amazon site names before you have the chance. Sorry.
After Alex Shephard discovered that Amazon’s legal department has registered this piece of domain name gold:
hahaha oh my god amazon owns the web address http://t.co/7z105qrwKw http://t.co/jJpfUeEqxn
— Alex Shephard (@alex_shephard) September 8, 2014
It was discovered that Amazon also owns AmazonSucks.com, ScrewAmazon.com, and AmazonStinks.com (though clearly FuckAmazon.com is the best of all of these, let’s be real). But if you’re really determined, Geek.com has discovered AmazonIsTheWorst.com and AmazonIsCrap.com are still available for all your hate-mongering needs.
If you are so inclined, might we also suggest:
- AmazonSupportsDaleks.com
- AmazonHatedGOTG.com
- AmazonBelievesInGamerGate.com
- AmazonIsntPlayingDestinyToday.com
- AmazonMoreLikeAmaNOPEAmIRite.com
But, you know. Whatever floats your boat.
(via Geek.com, image via Pablo Fernández)
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Published: Sep 9, 2014 01:16 pm