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The people at Amazon are time-traveling robots. There’s no denying it. They control the very fabric of space and time! YouTuber TheBilderbergers has uncovered this video of a new Amazon service that will be released in late 2009. I knew it from the start! They all called me crazy. They said this was just like the time I saw the UFO in England. But I was right! I need to go. They’re after me. Watch the video. Spread the word. Expose the truth!
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Published: Jul 18, 2012 08:30 pm