Survival Moped Is Perfect for All Your Zombie, Robot, Climate Change Apocalypse Needs

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Motoped will soon be selling this “Survival Bike,” and we all know what that means—zombies, giant asteroids, Vikings, and sentient robots.

Here’s what this magnificent piece of metal includes:

Motopeds Survival Bike : Black Opps Edition!

Accessories list:
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Barnett Recruit Compound Crossbow

Rotopax RX-1G Gas Packs – 1 Gallon

United Cutlery M48 Tactical Survival Shovel

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Tomahawk

United Cutlery M48 Hawk Harpoon

Gerber Fixed Blade Saw

Blackburn X6 Light System

Black Diamond Carabiners / Climbing rope

Cree Mini LED Flashlight

BioLogic Bike Mount for iPhone4/gps

Tool Logic Tactical Multifunction Knife / light

Tool Logic Credit Card Companion multi-tool

CRKT Guppie multi-tool

Tactical-Warrior Neck Knife

As if this weren’t enough info, people are asking some serious questions about this prototype on Motoped’s Facebook page. You know, just in case.

(Uncrate via Taryn O’Neill)

Previously in Apocalypses

• This Cabinet Has Everything You Need for a Zombie Apocalypse
• Mathematical Model Predicts Computers Will Never Become Self-Aware, Saves Us From Judgment Day
• Here’s An Analysis Of Your State’s Preparation For The Zombie Apocalypse

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