Admit That You Like The Smell of Your Own Farts, and AsapSCIENCE Will Tell you Why

Don’t give me any of that “Eww farts are gross I don’t even do that because I am a proper mature adult let’s talk about something else like income taxes” noise, either. It’s a fact of life: people fart, and you think yours aren’t as bad as the rest of humanity’s. Let’s just start from that base knowledge and work from there.

(via Geeks are Sexy)

Previously in Farts

• British Inventor Builds Giant Fart Machine, Will Point It at France
• Scientists Know How Black Holes Pass Gas at Super High Speeds, Eating Beans Finally Ruled Out
• Fish Communicate Via Farts, Nature is Truly a Beautiful Thing

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