Rebecca Pahle, Author at The Mary Sue

Living in a state of denial.

Rebecca Pahle Jul 10, 2014

HOW DO, LAIKA?! HOW DO?!

Rebecca Pahle Jul 10, 2014

"F***ity hi!"

Rebecca Pahle Jul 10, 2014

Oh, show, how I've missed you.

Rebecca Pahle Jul 10, 2014

"[Character name], where have you been all this time?" "Uhhhhh...."

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

DON'T. QUESTION. DENNY'S.

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

I fear for my life.

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

Plot twist!

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world..." ["Your Body Is a Wonderland" plays in the distance.]

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

There is no way this could possibly end badly.

Rebecca Pahle Jul 9, 2014

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