Steve Rogers/Captain America in Marvel's Avengers: Endgame.

Avengers: Endgame Had Better Have a Bathroom Break

Rachel Leishman

Published: Mar 25, 2019 02:05 pm

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You’d think Marvel would let us live, but no, never—first our hearts, now our bladders. With a reported runtime of 3 hours and 2 minutes, Avengers: Endgame is set to be the longest movie in the MCU.

AMC theaters lists ‘Avengers: Endgame’ runtime as 3 hr and 2 min pic.twitter.com/PYydpk3lOj

— Fandom (@getFANDOM) March 25, 2019

I mean, we can’t really complain; we did ask for this. Most of us openly said to make a long movie, eager to see more of our favorite characters and ready to say goodbye to others. So now that we are getting a 3-hour movie, Twitter has one more request: a bathroom break.

I’m willing to wear a diaper into Avengers: Endgame if it means not missing a single thing, because I am not ready nor am I willing to miss a single second of the movie, and I’m not alone. And Marvel knows it.

If Marvel thinks my dumb ass would hold myself from going to the bathroom while watching Avengers:Endgame then,they’re absolutely right

— (@leosphia) March 25, 2019

Avengers Endgame is 3 hours so I gotta be efficient and go to the bathroom during scenes with only Black Widow-Hawkeye in them

— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) March 25, 2019

give avengers endgame an intermission you cowards/challenge

— Leah Marilla Thomas (@leahmarilla) March 25, 2019

Well, at least Kofie Yeboah has a game plan …

“Your family is depending on you… I depend on you blah blah blah” pic.twitter.com/eRJ4vK0woI

— Kofie (@KofieYeboah) March 25, 2019

Who at Marvel made this decision, though? Someone with the bladder of a warrior? It was hard enough making it through Avengers: Infinity War without having to take a second to pee, and now they want us to plan three hours in advance? No movie theater soda for me!

As we prepare for Endgame, please plan for the movie accordingly.

If you have any of these motives in mind, you are not allowed to enter any showing of Avengers Endgame:

*getting up to go the bathroom
*talking to someone next to you
*using your phone
*taking selfies
*bringing a child
*eating too loudly

I ain’t playin’. This some serious shit.

— Brumblebee (@Redheadedchinny) March 19, 2019

Avengers: Endgame hits theaters this April 26th, and I will suffer as to not miss a single moment of this movie.

(image: Marvel Entertainment)

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Rachel Leishman

Rachel Leishman (She/Her) is an Assistant Editor at the Mary Sue. She's been a writer professionally since 2016 but was always obsessed with movies and television and writing about them growing up. A lover of Spider-Man and Wanda Maximoff's biggest defender, she has interests in all things nerdy and a cat named Benjamin Wyatt the cat. If you want to talk classic rock music or all things Harrison Ford, she's your girl but her interests span far and wide. Yes, she knows she looks like Florence Pugh. She has multiple podcasts, normally has opinions on any bit of pop culture, and can tell you can actors entire filmography off the top of her head. Her current obsession is Glen Powell's dog, Brisket. Her work at the Mary Sue often includes Star Wars, Marvel, DC, movie reviews, and interviews.