Back to the Future day quickly approaches, and with it the knowledge that – at long last – there will be a porn of it.
It’s called Fap to the Future, and it’s pretty much exactly what’s described on the tin. It’s produced by Lee Roy Myers and Woodrocket.com, who were also responsible for the porn spoofs of The Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones and Guardians of the Galaxy, so you know that at the very least they know the geek market.
According to io9, which has an exclusive first-look at the trailer, Myers explains that this is a parody of the first movie, and won’t include references to 2 or 3. He also has this to say about the project:
Marty DickFly taking Cock Brown’s invention back in time. And yes, the machine is powered by 1.21 jizzawatts, and has to get up to 88 orgasms per hour in order to travel through time. We love Back to the Future, and so this is as much an homage to the original as it is the largest group of dick jokes ever assembled in one video.
And of course:
Featured in this teaser is The D-lorean, aka the Dicklorean, a time-traveling sex machine.
OF COURSE IT IS. God, I love porn puns.
Sadly, we won’t have Fap to the Future in time to celebrate Back to the Future Day tomorrow (though really, we could. Have you seen porn? They could shoot that shit, like, tonight, and it would be fine), but we’ll find it where we’ll find the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor. In the future! November, to be precise.
Meanwhile, I’ll see if I can go to the future, get a copy, and bring it back here for all of us to watch together and make a drinking game out of it. Sound good?
(Image via WoodRocket)
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Published: Oct 20, 2015 12:08 pm