“Gangsta” Batman’s Profanity-Filled Rant in Times Square Required Two Spider-Men to Calm Him Down

Na-na na-na na-na na-na Gangsta Batman! Pow! Whap! You ain't tough!
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Gangsta Batman doesn’t so much “fight crime” or be the “world’s best detective.” No, Gangsta Batman doesn’t have time for wussy stuff like that. He’s busy doing really tough things like complaining to police that someone isn’t tough or gangsta and swearing in front of small children while dressed as Batman. You know, gangsta stuff.

Making the situation even more bizarre, two Spider-Men arrive on the scene to calm him down. (Ugh, enough with clones already, Marvel. Geez.) To be fair, Batman has beaten up Superman, so if we had to subdue him, we’d send every Spider-Man we had on hand.

(via Hypervocal, image via Brian Methot)

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