The Best Breaking Dawn Review You’ll Ever Read

Editor’s Note: We had asked contributing writer Amanda LaPergola to review the movie Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 for our site. All we asked was that the review be submitted before all the other Breaking Dawn reviews came out.

As of press time we have still not heard from her.

Yesterday, a package arrived at The Mary Sue headquarters containing what appeared to be a note from Amanda’s mom (“Dear Miss Sue: Please excuse my daughter’s tardiness. She has been unable to complete the assignment due to the last five minutes of the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead.”) and the following pages. 

Amanda LaPergola tweets @LaPergs. She is currently finishing the first draft of her upcoming YA novel “Forbidden Chupacabra Love.”

You may also enjoy: Amanda’s First New York Comic Con

Previously in Twilight

• Fake Kristen Stewart Explains The Birth of Jesus and Christmas
• Why Is Twilight: Breaking Dawn Failing To Grab Repeat Viewers
• Twilight Author Stephenie Meyer Doesn’t Like The Term “Twi-Hard”