The Best of Channing Tatum’s AMA: His Buddy Chris Pratt, Frozen Poop, & His Favorite Care Bear

Channing Tatum, lover of Pinterest, awesome dancer, national treasure.

Yesterday the actor did a Reddit AMA. While he confirmed he won’t be in X-Men: Apocalypse as Gambit, he did have this to say about his recent film work:

He then shared a unique moment in time:

Speaking of food, when asked if he “were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?” he replied, “Yeah, why not. I like to eat. Let’s just be real about it.” And more food talk:

And some more…

Seriously, they just kept asking him about food:

Then we saw how proud he is of his pal, Chris Pratt.

On the wide appeal of his new film Magic Mike XXL:

And his co-star:

Then this happened:

And another hugely important revelation:

And then we realized Tatum is not a God but a regular human being who poops like the rest of us. Or maybe not quite like the rest of us:

And we love him for this:

And finally:

I would pay good money to see Tatum adapt this scene. He could play Mickey or the broom. Preferably both. Make it happen, Hollywood.

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