ATTN: Vikings, We’ve Found Your New Star—Butterfly the Baby “Geep”

We were a bit taken aback when Vikings star Travis Fimmel told us the first baby goat Ragnar snuggled in season two was actually a lamb. It was like the baby goat foundation upon which I live my life had been violently rocked. Clearly the only thing that can be done to put it to rights is if the History Channel casts Butterfly the baby geep—that’s a half-goat, half-sheep, obviously—in season three. She can help Athenstan come to terms with his religious doubts and teach Vegetarian Murder Princess how to channel her seething rage into more practical pursuits, like macramé.

Butterfly’s ready for you, Hollywood. Are you ready for her?

(Thanks to anon tipster)

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