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Philadelphia woman orders used Prada bag. Then she reveals why you should be shopping on Japanese eBay: ‘Where do you think I get my Birkins!’

By Feb 2nd
Woman matches on Hinge. Then he realizes she lives in the same building: ‘Those 4 am texts are the WORST’

By Feb 2nd
Deputy Attorney General’s declaration just proved that Kash Patel had been lying about the Epstein Files all along

By Feb 2nd
Trump just sued the IRS for $10 billion for failing to maintain tax confidentiality, but guess who pays for that? The American people

By Feb 2nd
Florida woman visits Busch Gardens with fiancé. Then she calls off the wedding by the end of his ride: ‘THANK GOD you found out before marriage’

By Feb 2nd
Woman says you can watch streaming services like Netflix, Hulu without paying monthly fee. You just need this item from Walmart: ‘I’m gonna buy one’

By Feb 2nd
This Year’s Grammys Celebrated Music (and Protested ICE)

By Feb 2nd
Trump’s olive branch to Tim Walz isn’t quite what it seems — it’s part of a calculated move to win back voter trust

By Feb 2nd
Elon Musk’s daughter has made an important — and potentially damning — revelation about him tied to the Epstein investigation

By Feb 2nd
‘I don’t know. I didn’t hear about it.’: Trump, rattled by the Democrat takeover in Texas, plays dumb on camera

By Feb 2nd
Woman asks strangers at St. Paul café to watch her stuff. She didn’t think they’d take the job so seriously: ‘You just saved me $2,000’

By Feb 2nd
Pregnant Los Angeles woman meets dolphin in distress. Then she jumps into the ocean to help: ‘I’d actually have so much beef w remoras after that’

By Feb 2nd
Woman traveling to New York refuses to pay $50 per checked bag at United. So she gets creative—and viewers applaud her genius

By Feb 2nd
Texas man finds tattoo artist online. Then he gets scammed out of $300: ‘So many people saying the same thing’

By Feb 1st
Content creators get hired for wedding in Miami. Then the photographer belittles their job—right in front of the bride: ‘He’s afraid’

By Feb 1st
Mom says JetBlue tried making her 1-year-old sit alone. Is she valid?: ‘Should be illegal’

By Feb 1st
After appearing multiple times in the Epstein Files, Elon Musk is now boldly calling for ‘prosecutions’

By Feb 1st
Trump calls Putin ‘very nice’ again and takes credit for Russia pausing its Kyiv assault — for 1 week

By Feb 1st
This North Carolina Senator has a cheeky response to Trump calling him a ‘loser’, and it is hilarious

By Feb 1st
Melania Trump’s movie was already in trouble, but with director Brett Ratner tied to Epstein documents, its box office fate is sealed

By Feb 1st