Walk a Mile in Chell’s Boots With These Portal Socks

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Susana Polo

Published: Aug 31, 2011 03:33 pm

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Oh man, I am totally in the market for more novelty socks, since my everlasting vow to never wear plain socks ever again. My Warp Tube Socks are going to develop holes one of these days. I only have one and a half pairs of flamed socks anymore, and the complete pair has holes anyway.

And take it from this experienced consumer of colorful-ass socks: $10 is cheap as heck. I mean just look at the price on these Minecraft socks.

A note from the site: These socks, based on Chell’s Portal 2 boots that allow her to fall from any height com in “Women’s sizes only.”

(J!NX via Pwn Love.)

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.