First Poster of Christina Ricci in Lizzie Borden Took an Axe

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Susana Polo

Published: Nov 18, 2013 04:35 pm

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Well, it certainly looks like Lifetime will not be focusing on the ambiguities of the trial of Lizzie Borden, but I’m not sure what I expected. And look, I like a good dark pun as much as the next person, probably more, but “bury the hatchet?” That’s not even as good as “Don’t axe questions. Just watch it.” because at least the latter has the good sense to be lame enough that it’s obvious the person who wrote it knew it was lame.

(via Entertainment Weekly.)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.