Dorkly Shows Nintendo’s Smash Bros. Fighters That There’s a Better Way

Except for you, Luigi. Take your death stare elsewhere.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Sep 25, 2014 07:00 pm

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What makes Mario think it’s okay to just punch his friends in the face? In fact, everything he does somehow needs to be violent, so let’s revisit Smash Bros. with Dorkly and see if Nintendo’s mascots can find a better way for them to have a smashing good time. (Sorry. Couldn’t resist.)

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.