Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne standing in front of a light

Let’s LOL at The Funniest Tweets About ‘The Batman’

'The Batman' is not funny at all, but these tweets are.

Chelsea Steiner

Published: Mar 5, 2022 05:03 pm

Matt Reeves’ The Batman hits theaters this weekend with Robert Pattinson making his debut as the film’s title hero. It’s the first big screen appearance of Batman since 2017’s Justice League (where he was played by Ben Affleck), which fans would do well to skip and watch 2021’s Zack Snyder’s Justice League instead, which premiered on HBO Max last summer. There’s no bigger comic book character than Batman, and a new Batman film release will always be cause for nerd celebration.

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Naturally, the release of The Batman unleashes a torrent of new jokes, memes, and trends on social media, as the world responds to the film. And while The Batman is a grim and gritty take on the iconic character, the internet still has plenty of jokes. Here’s some of our favorite SPOILER-FREE tweets about The Batman.

https://twitter.com/WendyMolyneux/status/1500217864644546560

uh, HIPAA violation? pic.twitter.com/l3YCgNjcR9
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 5, 2022

https://twitter.com/thethirdhan/status/1500077566769696778

Wes Anderson's THE PECULIAR INHABITANTS OF STATELY WAYNE MANOR:

Batman: Jason Schwartzman
Robin: Timothee Chalamet
Alfred: Bob Balaban
Commissioner Gordon: Anjelica Huston
Catwoman: Tilda Swinton
Joker: Bill Murray
Riddler: Willem Dafoe
Penguin: Owen Wilson (unrecognizable)
— Eric D. Snider (@EricDSnider) March 5, 2022

was supposed to see batman with a couple friends but something came up and i had to christian bail
— eve6 (@Eve6) March 5, 2022

The more realistic you make your Batman movie, the more he looks like the Babadook at a grownups-drinking-wine party whenever he goes to a crime scene pic.twitter.com/muLNUMxpIv
— Kyle Buchanan (@kylebuchanan) March 5, 2022

Robert Pattinson is the first Final Fantasy fan to play a version of Batman that would definitely be a Final Fantasy fan
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 5, 2022

Next Batman movie is just going to be Solomon Grundy having the worst fucking Sunday of his life
— banished meg (@megsfrompluto) March 5, 2022

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1500180165040738305

some absolutely stunning dialogue in the batman pic.twitter.com/HLFbmjEVTk
— alex ? (@tinysnekcomics) March 5, 2022

Thank you Batman subreddit for covering up this spoiler. pic.twitter.com/xJ82Y3KsbX
— David C Bell (@MovieHooligan) March 5, 2022

Robert Pattinson does not work as Batman. He has THE most recognizable chin of all time. If Robert Pattinson in our reality started fighting crime undercover in a suit that revealed that jawline, we would all immediately know.
— Kevin Perjurer (@KevinPerjurer) March 5, 2022

Do you think there are, like, regular clowns in Gotham city who have to struggle make ends meet and have to preface every engagement with “not affiliated with the joker (please don’t call Batman)”?
— BEETLE (@beetlefella101) March 5, 2022

“Batman Forever” is trending, so here’s its Magic Rocks kit from 1995.

Tbh nothing screams Batman like neon crystals that grow underwater. pic.twitter.com/9ytYzXNCtT
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) March 5, 2022

Finally, a Batman who effectively acts just like Shadow the Hedgehog
— Michal Shafrir (@Miexriir) March 5, 2022

about to go watch THE BATMAN and I swear to Christ if this thing has any less than 4 Spider-Mans in it I will rip my theater seat loose from its moorings and shotput it through the goddamn screen
— Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerRIP) March 5, 2022

Enjoyed The Batman *but* was distracted by the constant presence of the Batman Calzony. It’s in EVERY scene. More than once, Batman ignores a crime because he’s “busy calzonin’”. Pattinsons gruff Batman voice made worse by his mouth constantly being full of marina and pepperoni.
— David “Dave” Croatto (@DaveCroatto) March 5, 2022

It’s called The Batman, T. I know, they make one every couple of years and it’s always the same thing, but I hear this one is darker and grittier than all the others. pic.twitter.com/3swa2vqlH9
— socialist sopranos memes (@gabagoolmarx) March 5, 2022

Do you have a favorite Bat-meme? Let us know in the comments!

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Chelsea Steiner

Chelsea was born and raised in New Orleans, which explains her affinity for cheesy grits and Britney Spears. An pop culture journalist since 2012, her work has appeared on Autostraddle, AfterEllen, and more. Her beats include queer popular culture, film, television, republican clownery, and the unwavering belief that 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' is the greatest movie ever made. She currently resides in sunny Los Angeles, with her husband, 2 sons, and one poorly behaved rescue dog. She is a former roller derby girl and a black belt in Judo, so she is not to be trifled with. She loves the word “Jewess” and wishes more people used it to describe her.