Here’s All the Folks that Amy and Tina Are Going to Make Jokes About in the Golden Globes

And they include Amy Poehler, nominated for best actress in a comedy television series.

An awards show where Helena Bonham Carter was competing with Helen Mirren for an award would be one thing, but one where Cate Blanchett, Sandra Bullock, Emma Thompson, Judi Dench, and Kate Winslet are all up for the same trophy. Among the many nominations for 12 Years a Slave is a best supporting actress nod for Lupita Nyong’o, and folks who were disappointed by no Emmy recognition for Orphan Black‘s Tatiana Maslany will be happy to know that she’s been nominated among stuff competition (including Kerry Washington) for best actress in a dramatic television series.

But we know you want the full list, so here it is!

BEST MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• American Hustle
• Her
• Nebraska
• The Wolf of Wall Street
• Inside Llewyn Davis

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

• 12 Years a Slave
• Captain Phillips
• Gravity
• Philomena
• Rush

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE

• Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity
• Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips
• Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
• Alexander Payne, Nebraska
• David O. Russell, American Hustle

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

• Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
• Sandra Bullock, Gravity
• Judi Dench, Philomena
• Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks
• Kate Winslet, Labor Day

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Amy Adams, American Hustle
• Julie Delpy, Before Midnight
• Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said
• Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

• Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
• Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
• Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
• Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
• Robert Redford, All Is Lost

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Christian Bale, American Hustle
• Bruce Dern, Nebraska
• Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
• Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis
• Joaquin Phoenix, Her

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

• Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
• Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
• Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
• June Squibb, Nebraska
• Julia Roberts, August: Osage County

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

• Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
• Daniel Bruhl, Rush
• Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
• Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
• Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

• Blue Is the Warmest Color
• The Hunt
• The Past
• The Great Beauty
• The Wind Rises

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

• The Croods
• Despicable Me 2
• Frozen

BEST ORIGINAL SONG –MOTION PICTURE

• Atlas, The Hunger Games
• Let it Go, Frozen
• Ordinary Love,Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
• Please Mr. Kennedy, Inside Llewyn Davis
• Sweeter than Fiction, One Chance

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE

• All is Lost
• Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
• Gravity
• The Book Thief
• 12 Years a Slave

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE

• Spike Jonze, Her
• Bob Nelson, Nebraska
• Steve Coogan and Jeff Pope, Philomena
• John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
• David O. Russell and Eric Warren Singer, American Hustle

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

• Breaking Bad
• Downton Abbey
• The Good Wife
• House of Cards
• Masters of Sex

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• The Big Bang Theory
• Brooklyn Nine-Nine
• Girls
• Modern Family
• Parks and Recreation

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

• Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
• Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black
• Taylor Schilling, Orange Is the New Black
• Kerry Washington, Scandal
• Robin Wright, House of Cards

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

• Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
• Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
• Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex
• Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
• James Spader, The Blacklist

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
• Lena Dunham, Girls
• Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep
• Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
• Don Cheadle, House of Lies
• Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show
• Jim Parson, The Big Bang Theory
• Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge
• Janet McTeer, The White Queen
• Hayden Panettiere, Nashville
• Monica Potter, Parenthood
• Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – COMEDY OR MUSICAL

• Josh Charles, The Good Wife
• Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra
• Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
• Jon Voight, Ray Donovan
• Corey Stoll, House of Cards

BEST MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

• American Horror Story: Coven
• Behind the Candelabra
• Dancing on the Edge
• Top of the Lake
• The White Queen

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

• Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
• Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
• Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge
• Idris Elba, Luther
• Al Pacino, Phil Spector

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

• Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
• Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor
• Rebecca Ferguson, The White Queen
• Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake
• Helen Mirren, Phil Spector