Pop-Tarts + Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite = Sweet New Vinyl Toy

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Jessica Lachenal

Published: Sep 18, 2015 11:07 am

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If you’ve ever looked at Han Solo frozen in carbonite and thought to yourself: man, I bet that’d look really cool on a Pop-Tart, then you should probably talk to someone about that because I care about you and I’m worried. But Falcon Toys actually has what you need, because they released a (sadly now sold out) run of vinyl (read: inedible) toys featuring Han Solo trapped in Pop-Tart-onite.

The only side effect from this hibernation is the massive sugar rush he’ll get when he’s unfrozen.

(via BoingBoing)

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Jessica Lachenal

Jessica Lachenal is a writer who doesn’t talk about herself a lot, so she isn’t quite sure how biographical info panels should work. But here we go anyway. She's the Weekend Editor for The Mary Sue, a Contributing Writer for The Bold Italic (thebolditalic.com), and a Staff Writer for Spinning Platters (spinningplatters.com). She's also been featured in Model View Culture and Frontiers LA magazine, and on Autostraddle. She hopes this has been as awkward for you as it has been for her.