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This is insane. For $11, the Happy Hot Dog Man allows you to turn your hot dog into a little dancing man by way of strategically placed slices made by the contraption, which happens to come bundled with a “ketchup critter” and “mustard monster,” two toppers for ketchup and mustard bottles that make it look like muppets are vomiting condiments onto your food. A couple choice excerpts from the product page:
- Take your family’s food from boring to scoring
- Make your meal a weiner!
Did you know that if you have more than one Happy Hot Dog Man contraption, you have multiple Happy Hot Dog Men?
(Happy Hot Dog Man via Eater)
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Published: Jun 15, 2011 10:27 am