Things We Saw Today: Here’s How Aquaman Should Have Ended

How should Aquaman really have ended? Perhaps with the hilarious intercession of the Justice League? Or with a singing Julie Andrews?

How It Should Have Ended takes on Aquaman, DC’s surprise massive hit that features Jason Momoa’s shoulders, Patrick Wilson’s purple armor, Amber Heard in a jellyfish dress, and Julie Andrews as an undersea monster. Just describing this movie in text makes it sound like a fever dream, but Aquaman proved to be a crowd-pleaser that is just absolutely printing money for the DCEU and Warner Bros.

So How It Should Have Ended takes pains to point out that no one thought Aquaman would be the success that is has proved to be, and maybe—just maybe—OG Justice League members like Batman and Superman may be feeling a bit left out. “Look, I’m not going rogue. I’m having my own origin story. That also takes place after our team-up story,” Arthur Curry explains to them.

There are some great bits herein, like a singing Julie Andrews monster, which was really the Karathen that we deserved:

And there’s never a bad time to make fun of Orm:

I love the idea of Diana, Flash, and Cyborg all being super-supportive of Aquaman’s success while Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent try to puzzle this one out. I’m now feeling kind of sad that we didn’t get to see Superman punching Orm, though.

(via How It Should Have Ended, image: screengrab)

• Today’s Google Doodle is in honor of abolitionist and women’s rights advocate Sojourner Truth. Read the text of her speech “Ain’t I a Woman,” one of the greatest moments in American rhetoric. (via Vox)
• CBS has ordered a pilot based on Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, but like the network’s Elementary, it appears to be a modern-day procedural drama using classic literary characters. This is either a great idea or an extremely terrible one! And apparently there was a similar theme on a “doomed” modern-day Frankenstein show called Second Chance. We also had The Frankenstein Chronicles. Let’s hear it for galvanism. (via Comicbook)
• In news about shows that did Frankenstein justice, Showtime is moving ahead with the spinoff of Penny Dreadful, called Penny Dreadful: City of Angels, which moves the supernatural action to Los Angeles in 1938. Can Eva Green still be there? (via Comicbook)
• “Wait, Is Idris Elba a Goddamn Supervillain in the Fast and Furious Spinoff?” (via io9)
• Javier Bardem has been cast in Denis Villeneuve’s Dune as Fremen leader Stilgar. (via Deadline)
• The Washington Post has begun ranking the best bets from the Democratic contenders to beat Trump. (via WaPo)
• While we’re on the topic, New Jersey Democratic Senator Cory Booker has officially thrown his hat into the Presidential race. (via HuffPo)
• I’m sure this is all going to be fine. Everything is fine.
  

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Joyous Friday, Mary Suevians! What did you see today?

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