It’s Not A Car: Batman Identifies Things by Process of Elimination

what is this I don't even

Susana Polo

Published: May 1, 2012 03:33 pm

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“It’s not a car,” Batman deadpanned in this morning’s The Dark Knight Rises trailer, and then sped off above the streets of Gotham City in his hovercraft.

That got us to wondering what other things Batman might describe in a similar way.

My internet card should probably be revoked now.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.