Skyrim: The Greatest Teacher of All [Warning: Video Contains Adorable Little Bloodthirsty Girl]

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Susana Polo

Published: Nov 23, 2011 10:19 am

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Protip: leave the volume down for the first thirty seconds of this video, and then turn it up so you can hear the little girl. She stops shouting about 25 seconds in.

To explain what is probably only readily apparent to those who have played a ton of RPGs. In this video, our hero doesn’t wish to leave a shop, and communicates this desire to the insistent shopkeeper by “swording” him with an axe. This precisely the point at which the city guards became involved. Today’s moral, spoken sagely by our hero, is:

“People don’t want to be sword’.”

(via I Heart Chaos.)

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.