Little Mermaid “Under the Sea” Parody Shows It’s Not Always Better Down Where It’s Wetter

Singing crabs are the least of the deep sea's horrors.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Sep 24, 2014 01:18 pm

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I guess Sebastian is having misgivings about extolling the virtues of living under the sea and feels the need to clarify that they only apply to a happy middle ground between the shore and the ocean floor. Otherwise, you’re in for a worser fate.

Oh, by the way, those giant nightmare spider crabs are absolutely a real thing. Sleep tight.

Previously in The Little Mermaid

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.