Muggle or Not, I Still Don’t Trust This Toilet

There's An Apparate For That

Susana Polo

Published: Oct 11, 2012 04:34 pm

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I’m just saying I prefer toilets to be one way methods of transportation.

(Decal available on Etsy, of course.)

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.