Monday Cute: “Dog Ross” Is Here to Paint His Way Into Your Heart

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Bob Ross was the big-haired, ever-calm creator and host of The Joy of Painting, a soothing instructional TV show that ran on PBS from 1983-1994. In recent years Ross and his show surged to Internet meme fame, and it was only a matter of time before the most adorable homage ever was created. Meet Crusoe the dachshund, who is here to teach you about painting squirrels.

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Everything about this video is sweet and calming and the best way to kick off the week. Kudos to the video’s creators for this light-hearted and pitch-perfect send up, from the music to the voice-over to the tongue-in-cheek wiener dog joke to Crusoe’s robust wig.

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My heart cannot handle this much cuteness before coffee. And I’m not jealous at all that Crusoe is a better artist than I am. He’s a celebrity dachshund with many skills and many videos to watch, and most assuredly a very good boy.

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