Let’s Watch And Then Sob Over Talk About The New Avengers: Age of Ultron Trailer

WHOAH NELLY. Some thoughts:

1. Gosh but the Pinocchio music was really distracting this time.

2. Hello, who’s this new lady?

Nebula? Moondragon? Some third bald Marvel lady I can’t think of right now? Is this who that Korean actress Kim Soo Hyun is playing or do we still think that’s her in the way back of all the group shots from our last Ultron feels explosion and not Natalie Portman after all? [Edit: OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT’S SHURI]

3. Was that Black Widow on that operating table? Oh my god are we getting Red Room hallucination backstory PLEASE Joss Whedon broken ballerina weapon ladies are basically your favorite thing you have to give us this

4. I sure hope they fix the mixing on James Spader’s performance because while chilling, it does not sound like it’s coming out of a robot.

5. Finally, HULK BUSTER NO

Feel free to chime in with your own theories, thoughts, and uncontrollable angst-ridden keysmashing.

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