How To Date Mark Hamill

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Susana Polo

Published: Aug 9, 2011 03:31 pm

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How to Date the Joker:

DO dress in contrasting colors.

DO flatter his ego.

DO assist in Arkham escape attempts.

DON’T attempt to outsmart him.

DON’T assume that he’ll develop any loyalty towards you. Like, at all.

DON’T try to kill Batman yourself.

Tune in next time, for How to Date Fire Lord Ozai.

(via Geeks are Sexy.)

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.