The Ninja Turtles 2 Honest Trailer Reminds Us Michael Bay Is Too Late to Ruin the Franchise

Ninja weapons are dangerous. Much better to teach kids to fight with common objects and toys.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: Aug 5, 2014 05:37 pm

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Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 as an adult is not recommended. The original movie is still pretty great, but the sequel does not hold up by any means. This condensed, way more honest version of the movie is probably the best way to experience it over 20 years later. If there’s a silver lining here, it’s that Michael Bay can’t do anything to the franchise it hasn’t already done to itself.

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.