The Actual NSA is Here With the Creepy Valentine’s Wishes You Never Wanted

Happy Valentines Day!

Susana Polo

Published: Feb 16, 2015 12:26 pm

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#HappyValentinesDay from the #NSA. No, we don’t listen to your pillow talk. #vday2015

— NSA/CSS (@NSA_PAO) February 14, 2015

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NSA, if this is the sort of thing that you have to come out and tell people, just telling them hasn’t erased the root of the problem.

Every move they make, every step they take. We’ll be watching our foreign adversaries. #HappyValentinesDay from the #NSA #vday2015

— NSA/CSS (@NSA_PAO) February 14, 2015

This doesn’t really help either, although thank you for acknowledging what that song is actually about.

(via Boing Boing)

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Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.