There are three pictures in this post, so they’re worth a total of 3,000 words, in theory.In this case, they’re worth 1,500 iterations of “OMG WHAAAAT?” It’s a folding boat. What starts out looking like a cross between a spaceship, a Super Monkey Ball level, and an avant-garde commercial-area park ultimately fold up its a comparatively little dart of a thing, to zoom off into the sunset.
The next James Bond villain better have one of these. There could be a great scene where Bond is just barely holding on to a ledge on the boat, and then the bad guy activates the folding, and so the ledge folds in and forces off his grip! And then the boat refolds itself into a shark with a laser mounted on it and zaps him to tiny bits!
If it didn’t cost 7.2 million dollars, I’d totally have seven. One for each proverbial sea.
Published: Jun 9, 2010 10:46 am