***I mean, they’re out of context so you won’t be spoiled but just to be safe, here are some warnings.***
****Don’t read this if you’re afraid of spoilers for Avengers: Endgame****
*****You’re still going? Do you want to read them?*****
******Okay fine.******
We all know that Avengers: Endgame is upon us, and many of us don’t want to be spoiled. But that means that it is my favorite time of year! I love “Out of context spoilers” because they’re hilarious if you’ve seen the movie, and if not, you’re constantly asking yourself what these things mean. Fun with spoilers without spoilers!
So, it’s a win-win situation right? Just a good time of everyone laughing and wanting to understand? Well, that’s how I feel looking at these jokes on social media so I’m here with some of my very own about Avengers: Endgame. As my many spoiler warnings have stated, these aren’t real spoilers—but you can scroll these and then go watch the movie, and hopefully, if I succeed in my task, you will see where I was going with these.
The minute the movie started.
Then, all the sudden, the unexpected happened.
Well, this was in the trailer so:
When things started to go a little wonky:
When you’re watching the movie and just thinking of everything the Avengers lost and thinking of your faves:
The delusion is setting in, you’re about two hours into the movie, you’re excited, you’re into the story:
When the feels just overtake you and you can’t stop the pride:
And then comes the pain:
But at least, there were some of our faves serving LOOKS:
And, in the end, we all know that we love these characters because they are just wonderful perfect beings who serve the world:
And finally, as you’re leaving the theater:
To be quite honest, this is one movie that I don’t want to actively spoil for anyone. Even when asked, I refuse because I truly think it is one of Marvel’s best, and your experience is important. So go see Avengers: Endgame real real soon, come back, message me, and talk to me for hours about this movie. I need people to talk to me about Endgame. PLEASE!!!!
(image: Marvel Entertainment)
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Published: Apr 25, 2019 11:28 am