Have a Hankering For Peeno Pinot Noir? Kimmy Schmidt‘s Tituss Burgess Has You Covered

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I love when things I see on TV become real, don’t you? If you’re a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, then you’re most certainly a fan of Tituss Burgess, who plays Kimmy’s best friend and roommate…and musician. Sort of.

On the show, Burgess’ character, Titus Andromedon, sings (and makes a video for!) an “ode to black, male penis” called “Peeno Noir.” Here’s the video so that you can relive the campy magic:

Now, Burgess has announced via his Instagram that we’ll be able to enjoy an actual pinot noir called Pinot by Tituss! Yes, it is a real thing. There’s a website where you’ll soon be able to buy bottles for $29.99.

Um, I’ll be over here buying SEVERAL CASES.

(via Broadway World, image via Pinot by Tituss website)

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Teresa Jusino (she/her) is a native New Yorker and a proud Puerto Rican, Jewish, bisexual woman with ADHD. She's been writing professionally since 2010 and was a former TMS assistant editor from 2015-18. Now, she's back as a contributing writer. When not writing about pop culture, she's writing screenplays and is the creator of your future favorite genre show. Teresa lives in L.A. with her brilliant wife. Her other great loves include: Star Trek, The Last of Us, anything by Brian K. Vaughan, and her Level 5 android Paladin named Lal.