13 Things We Would Like the PlayStation 4 to Look Like

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We’ve seen some details about the PlayStation 4 and what it can do, but at their big event last week Sony failed to actually show us the box. We know it largely doesn’t matter what the thing looks like. Folks don’t usually buy a game console based on how it looks in their living room, but we haven’t been able to stop speculating about what the PS4 is going to look like. While we anxiously await the official unveiling from Sony, we’re forced to imagine what might be. Here’s a list of 13 things we’d like the PS4 to look like.

First let me start by saying that all of these suggestions are things that we definitely and wholeheartedly want the new PlayStation to look like. We have put a lot of thought into this, and are very very serious about everything on this list. Our reasons range from simple aesthetic choices to our keen understanding of how shapes of things impact the part of the human brain that makes it want to buy game consoles.

We’ve never been more serious about anything than we are about this list.

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