The Point Break Remake Trailer Is Here and There Are No President Masks in Sight so Why Even Bother

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Jill Pantozzi

Published: May 27, 2015 11:11 am

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So that’s a movie.

Point Break stars Luke Bracey (G.I. Joe: Retaliation) in Keanu Reeves’ Johnny Utah role, Édgar Ramírez (Zero Dark Thirty) as Patrick Swayze’s Bodhi, and Teresa Palmer (Warm Bodies)—that woman I always think is Kristen Stewart.

Original star Lori Petty had this to say about the project:

Pretty sure it's the dumbest idea in the history of ideas. Bigelow? Keanu? Swayze? Realllllllly? https://t.co/8IToUjMBWx

— loripetty (@loripetty) May 27, 2015

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Jill Pantozzi

Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” (TheNerdyBird.com). She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."