Realistic Mario Warns You That Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Friends

Yoshi is not your dinosaur friend, sorry Mario.
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This episode of Realistic Mario pretty much sums up what would happen if you encountered a dinosaur. Yoshi viciously consumes everything because that’s what carnivores do. As expected, it’s highly doubtful that a dinosaur could be tame enough to let us ride on its back anyway. These episodes are turning out to be a very painful journey for Mario and Luigi.

(via Pete Holmes)

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