Intellectually Minded Aluminum Cuffs for Your Naked Wrists

Not all that glitters is gold

Susana Polo

Published: Oct 9, 2013 03:29 pm

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Neurons Not Included sells many things, but we think they could probably just have a whole shop just for these lovely aluminum cuffs, featuring references to science, math, video games, and literature. Or cuffs with an x-ray of wrist bones on them.

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Susana Polo

Susana Polo thought she'd get her Creative Writing degree from Oberlin, work a crap job, and fake it until she made it into comics. Instead she stumbled into a great job: founding and running this very website (she's Editor at Large now, very fancy). She's spoken at events like Geek Girl Con, New York Comic Con, and Comic Book City Con, wants to get a Batwoman tattoo and write a graphic novel, and one of her canine teeth is in backwards.