Unintended Consequences of Star Wars

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Alternate endings have been making their way through the great tubes of the internet, and none more chillingly prophetic than this one.

Remember, kids, the next time you blow up a battle station the size of a moon, move it away from the planet inhabited by adorable teddy-bear creatures.

It is worth noting, however, that if this is how the movie had ended, no one would have suffered through those Ewok spinoffs.

(Via The Daily What)


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