Blanka Tries to Convince Us He’s Not a Baby-Eating Monster in Street Fighter Red Tape

The TSA's guidelines on monster travel are surprisingly thorough.

Dan Van Winkle

Published: May 20, 2014 11:57 am

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The logistics of a green, electric monster (whose dietary habits remain the object of speculation) participating in a worldwide street fighting tournament aren’t easily dealt with. He might have trouble getting through customs, but the Street Fighter legal department isn’t even sure they can get him on the plane. I assume he also has trouble with those, “No shirt, no shoes, no service,” signs.

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Dan Van Winkle

Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct Geekosystem (RIP), and then at The Mary Sue starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at Smash Bros.