The Mary Sue Received An Interesting Superhero Package In The Mail Today (NSFW)

My Spidey Sense Is Tingling

Jill Pantozzi

Published: Sep 20, 2013 04:35 pm

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So interesting, in fact, we can’t post an image of it on our front page. If you’d like to find out what it is, click ahead but be forewarned: NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Remember when we posted those fake, Avengers-themed sex toys? Well, apparently Doc Johnson took notice and decided to send us a care, ahem, package of the real deal.

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It’s their entire collection of “Super Hung Heroes,” (Rock Hard Man, The Amazing Web Shooter, The Incredible Hunk, and The Caped Cock). It disrupted the entire office for a good 15 minutes and it was the perfect way to end a rough week. Thank you, Doc Johnson.

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Jill Pantozzi

Jill Pantozzi is a pop-culture journalist and host who writes about all things nerdy and beyond! She’s Editor in Chief of the geek girl culture site The Mary Sue (Abrams Media Network), and hosts her own blog “Has Boobs, Reads Comics” (TheNerdyBird.com). She co-hosts the Crazy Sexy Geeks podcast along with superhero historian Alan Kistler, contributed to a book of essays titled “Chicks Read Comics,” (Mad Norwegian Press) and had her first comic book story in the IDW anthology, “Womanthology.” In 2012, she was featured on National Geographic’s "Comic Store Heroes," a documentary on the lives of comic book fans and the following year she was one of many Batman fans profiled in the documentary, "Legends of the Knight."