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Florida Steakhouse Hosts Monthly Nude Dining Nights as Officials Confirm Event Is Legal

By Will Kennedy Aug 5th
Florida Man Stumbles Upon Hyper-Specific Facebook Drama Over ‘Racist’ Monkey Decor. Then He Fires Back at the Outrage: ‘How Bad Does it Hurt’

By Kopal Jul 30th
Florida Influencer Refused to Become a Bridesmaid for a Close Friend’s Wedding After Learning It Would Cost 10 Grand: ‘Declining is an Option??’

By Kopal Jul 29th
Elderly Florida Woman Gets a New License Plate in the Mail. She’s Shocked by the Explicit Message Written on It, but Thinks She Might Keep It

By Will Kennedy Jul 15th
‘That Chipotle Is Soooo Stingy!’: Florida Mom Orders Chipotle Taco Kid’s Meal. Then They Charge Her Full Price for Just Rice, Beans, and Sour Cream

By Rachel Thomas Jul 10th
Florida Just Handed Trump a Massive Branding Win With an Airport Renaming, Raising Alarms Over the Private Trademarks Filed for the Public Facility

By Terrina Jairaj Jul 10th
Florida woman goes to Dunkin’. Then she takes a look at the meat that they put in her breakfast sandwich: ‘That’s Morning Star’

By Melody Heald Jul 10th
NYC Woman Flies to Florida, but JetBlue Loses Her Luggage. Now She’s Stuck in Her Hotel Room Wearing a Towel With Nowhere to Go

By Sanchari Ghosh Jul 5th
Woman drives an hour to Pensacola to meet date for the first time. Then she gets to Outback Steakhouse, and can’t believe she got her hopes up

By Tiffanie Drayton Jun 12th
‘I’m asking you to leave’: Florida man walks into restaurant. Then the bartender tells him to leave because he smells suspicious

By Melody Heald Jun 11th
Florida Buyer Gets Peer Pressured Into Buying a $223 Swimsuit at Dillard’s. She Paid, Then Walked Right Back In: ‘I Gotta Make a Return’

By Kopal Jun 10th
Florida’s Plan to Overhaul New College Was Supposed to Be a National Blueprint, but Internal Records Show a Much Darker Result

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 9th
Florida woman buys brand-new $1,000 LG oven. Then she makes cinnamon rolls—and the glass shatters. Then LG says something wild: ‘Umm excuse me??’

By Rachel Thomas Jun 7th
Sanctuary Housing Michael Jackson’s Chimp Bubbles Sets the Record Straight by Calling Out the Lies Being Peddled to Fans

By Terrina Jairaj Jun 5th
Man books baecation to Miami. Then his girl crashes out when she finds out the Airbnb is in Ft. Lauderdale: ‘It’s only 45 minute drive’

By Rebekah Harding May 31st
‘New RFK Animal Encounter Just Dropped’: Health Secretary Grabs Two Wild Snakes Bare-Handed, Mistaking His Wife’s Screaming for Cheerleading

By Terrina Jairaj May 29th
28yo Florida Optician Walks into Her Walmart Vision Office and Sees Something Disgusting. Then She Called the Doctor: ‘He had the Nerve’

By Kopal May 22nd
Florida Mother Lost Her Daughter Because of Medical Negligence. She Tried to Sue the Hospital but Couldn’t Because Her Daughter Became a ‘Free Kill’

By Vanessa Esguerra May 21st
Florida triplets just pulled off the ultimate academic hat trick – same perfect GPA, same college, and one prank that fooled every teacher

By Terrina Jairaj May 17th
‘I could’ve gotten this for $20’: Florida woman orders Longchamp bag from Nordstrom. Then she realizes they sent her the Amazon dupe

By Rebekah Harding May 16th