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‘He literally thinks everyone is as ignorant as he is’: Donald Trump is rewriting history to claim Greenland, and it doesn’t get worse than this

By Jan 22nd
‘The US needs Greenland for what again?’: Trump is now suggesting Russia and China are not enemies and NATO is the ‘real threat’

By Jan 22nd
ICC arrest warrant sends Netanyahu into hiding as he skips the Davos World Economic Forum over Gaza war crimes

By Jan 22nd
Donald Trump claims you can’t run a country playing golf, but guess who was on the golf field for 88 days last year?

By Jan 22nd
‘Extraordinary absurdity’: Guess who just agreed to join Trump’s Board of Peace to rebuild Gaza? The man who destroyed Gaza

By Jan 21st
A new map shared by Trump is turning heads, with some unexpected countries now part of his America

By Jan 21st
The White House is already treating Greenland like a U.S. territory with Trump planting the flag

By Jan 21st
Aww, Trump invites Macron to join his Board of Peace, then claims ‘Nobody wants him’ when he rejected the invitation

By Jan 20th
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 20th
Crybaby Donald Trump now pitching his Greenland invasion idea to Norway’s PM, with a ‘prize’ as the cherry on top

By Jan 20th
‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Jan 20th
‘Because the Chief is in the Epstein Files’: Donald Trump announces tariffs for opposing his Greenland ‘acquisition’

By Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Jan 20th
‘Free speech guy wants to shut down freedom’: Elon Musk is shamelessly calling for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota

By Jan 19th
Donald Trump confirms he has short-term memory loss; he can’t even name Maria Machado after taking her Nobel Peace Prize

By Jan 19th
After USDA’s Milk Mustache Trump, the White House posts an even weirder whole milk promotion

By Jan 19th
French President Macron is invoking the EU’s most powerful trade weapon against Donald Trump’s threats

By Jan 19th
‘Make America Go Away’: People in Greenland are now wearing MAGA hats, but it’s not what you think

By Jan 19th
Jimmy Kimmel Used His Awards For a Good Cause: To Bribe Donald Trump to Get ICE Out of Minnesota

By Jan 18th