Microsoft Unveils Windows 10 as Free Upgrade for Windows 7 & 8.1, Desktop Cortana Voice Control So many Windows! Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jan 21, 2015
Minority Report Is Coming True, Microsoft Wants Stores to use Kinect to Recognize Shoppers "My my. This is the third time you've been to GameStop this wee—" SHUTTUP. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Jan 14, 2015
New Microsoft Browser Codenamed “Spartan” Is Reportedly Killing Internet Explorer Internet Explorer has encountered an error and needs to close. Forever. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Dec 30, 2014
Xbox Live and PlayStation Network Attacks, Outages Continue to Ruin Christmas Meanwhile, my Nintendo 64 works just fine. Just saying. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Dec 26, 2014
Microsoft Now Accepts Bitcoin for Xbox Games and More Whether You Know What That Means or Not It's OK. You're not alone. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Dec 11, 2014
Microsoft Killing Clip Art Because No One Uses It, Instead Suggests Bing Image Search Which People Totally Use No, not Clippy. Clip ART. Calm down. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Dec 2, 2014
The Mary Sue’s Halo: The Master Chief Collection Giveaway! We'll help you be the master, chief. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Dec 1, 2014
Sunset Overdrive Is Free Tomorrow for Xbox Live Gold Members to Celebrate Xbox One’s Birthday Isn't it traditional to receive gifts on one's—you know what? Nevermind. Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Nov 21, 2014
Microsoft Deploys Freaking Dalek Security Robots, Never Has to Worry About Theft Again "Do you validate parking?" "VAL-I-DATE! VAL-I-DAAAAAATE!" Dan Van Winkle Dan Van Winkle Nov 21, 2014
‘The rich will always get richer on the backs of others’: Microsoft CEO gets $30 million pay raise in year of staggering layoffs and closures Kirsten Carey Kirsten Carey Oct 27, 2024
Microsoft Is Developing A Universal Translator. Yes, That Thing From Star Trek. Jill Pantozzi Jill Pantozzi Mar 17, 2012
