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‘Women are paying for it’: Woman says clear bag policy at sports stadiums is sexist. Why aren’t more people talking about it?

By May 30th
‘Literally whitewashing’: The NFL callously removes anti-racism messaging prior to Trump’s Super Bowl attendance

By Feb 6th
‘FANS, that voted for me (MAGA!)’: Trump selfishly turns someone else’s victory into his own

By Jan 28th
‘Bunch of dorks man’: All of a sudden, it’s okay to keep politics in sports

By Nov 21st
‘They should’ve kicked him out’: NFL player fined for wearing MAGA hat during post-game interview

By Nov 11th
Racist conservatives forgot the NFL has been playing the Black National Anthem for four years

By Sep 7th
MAGA found the weirdest reason to be mad at Taylor Swift after NFL kickoff game

By Sep 6th
Harrison Butker Confirms He’s Going To Keep Using His NFL Platform to ‘Preach’

By Aug 9th
Harrison Butker Is Playing the Victim as His Chiefs Teammates Defend Him

By May 28th
NFL Issues Predictably Tame Response to Harrison Butker’s Offensive Commencement Speech

By May 16th
NFL Remains Silent Following Misogynistic Commencement Speech From the Chiefs’ Harrison Butker

By May 15th
There’s a Double Standard Being Applied to Conspiracy-Touting Aaron Rodgers in the NFL

By Apr 19th
Jo Koy’s Joke About Taylor Swift Didn’t Go Over Well—Least of All With Her

By Jan 8th
Even the NFL Is Celebrating the Taylor Swift Effect

By Dec 7th
Michael Oher Court Filing Alleges ‘The Blind Side’ Family ‘Adoption’ Was a Lie

By Aug 14th
Football Player Quits the NFL to Make Millions Selling Pokémon Cards

By Feb 25th
Things We Saw Today: The ‘Futurama’ & ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ Crossover You Didn’t Know You Needed

By Sep 16th
Somehow We’re Still Having a Super Bowl? And There Will Be Attendees?

By Jan 22nd
Washington’s NFL Team Is Finally Retiring Racist Logo and Name

By Jul 13th
Some Philadelphia Eagles Players Will Skip the Customary Visit to the White House

By Feb 5th